Normally we wouldn’t post this as it’s not about Notre Dame, but this information comes from a source at the top of the UK government.
Apparently, if you’re worried about your eyesight you can avoid any queue at the opticians but carrying out this test yourself.
Just drive for about 30 miles or so and if you don’t hit anything your eyesight is okay, probably. To be extra safe put your family in the car too, particularly a young child, four would be an ideal age.
Oh and if any of you are suffering from a virus, well we all get that from time to time, don’t we?
Look, I know the source has been revealed on other outlets so I might as well reveal it here, Dominic Cummings, a special advisor to the UK Prime Minister. Surely he can’t be lying? Er, I mean wrong?