The mother of the child will be Boris Johnson’s current girlfriend, Carrie Symonds. He’s planning to marry her.
Reports that Boris Johnson opened a condom, put it on his head and then complained that it didn’t work properly, are unconfirmed.
However it is confirmed that Boris Johnson, when Mayor of London, once said “Nick Clegg is there to perform a very important ceremonial function as David Cameron’s kind-of lapdog come prophylactic protection device for all the difficult things that David Cameron has to do that cheese off the rest.”
Get her pregnant, marry, divorce, seems to be Boris Johnson’s way. Well he seems to have done the first bit with this girlfriend.
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